W.I.F.E.

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator. While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''

The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet. '

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B., you know... ''Rich, Urban, Biker. '

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know... 'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know...

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE: You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN: You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN: You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE: You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT: When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her..

SIX: He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE: You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR: You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE: While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO: You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE: You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.